The Balmy Bahamas Cruise - Standard Version for 12 females

MERRI MYSTERIES

“THE BALMY BAHAMAS CRUISE”

STANDARD VERSION FOR 12 FEMALES

THE SUSPECTS

Tilly Song (a megastar singer) has hired a luxury-plus cruiser to see the Bahamas and have a holiday. She has invited a variety of other famous people along to share the lobster. But just as the party was about to start, Karl Virgil, musician and mad-man troublemaker, has been found overboard as full of water as he was of his own self-importance. Was it one of the singers, actors, the tennis or basketball star, or one of the others? Although we have more comedians on-board than we do detectives, this is no laughing matter. We have to find out who did it. The people present on board are:

⚓ TILLY SONG – I’m a soulful singer/songwriter with a voice as pure as the Canadian air I breathed when young. My voice has brought me wealth and fame and I like to share my good fortune with my friends. DRESS SUGGESTIONS: Wear your hair flat, maybe slicked back. Dress in simple, but well-styled clothes. Carry a guitar (or guitar case)

⚓ GERRI NETMAN – Don’t let my orange hair and tattoos confuse you or I will have the ball in the basket before you’ve have time to say my name. DRESS SUGGESTIONS: Wear orange hair, fake tattoos, and basketball clothes. Carry a basketball.

⚓ MAGNOLIA LOLLIPOP – I’m a stand-up comedian. As my name indicates, I’m a cross between a perfume and a candy store. Don’t sniff too hard or you’ll eat me. DRESS SUGGESTIONS: Dress as a little girl complete with ribbons on your hair and a lollipop in your mouth.

⚓ Gillian Trueheart – I’m a comedy writer. I write very funny books. Some say I’m crass, outspoken, brutally honest and controversial – a loving force to be reckoned. And I have to agree. Dress Suggestions: Wear a dark haired wig. Dress in avant-garde clothes. Add a heart on your sleeve.

⚓ Cosi LuvLuvLuv – When I play tennis with you, don’t try and hit back. Just watch the ball zoom past – if you can see it! Some say I’m brilliant, honest and bold. I say – watch that ball! Dress Suggestions: Wear tennis clothes. Carry a racquet. Also add some flashy jewelry.

⚓ Estrella Martini – I’m from Argentina. In the past I sang duets with Tilly, but now I don’t need her help. My dark Latin looks and charms have won me my own fame. Dress Suggestions: Wear a clingy outfit.

⚓ Hertha Haywire – With my own TV talk show, what more could I want besides maybe a bit of peace and quiet? But I like to challenge people so I only have myself to blame for stirring up hornet’s nests. Dress Suggestions: Wear a suit (e.g. a pink one) with a black T-shirt underneath. You are definitely not slim, so you may need to add some padding.

⚓ Durga – As a child I saved my village from raiders. With my newfound sense of power, I went on to become a TV hero. Now I devote myself to fighting for the greater good. Dress Suggestions: Dress as a warrior. Carry a sword.

⚓ Angelica – After Durga saved me from being slain when I was a child, I pledged my life to roaming the world with her. I learned to fight and now I am her co-star on TV as a princess. Dress Suggestions: Dress as a princess, but carry a sword.

⚓ Twinkle-Fingers – Like Elvis I’m back for a visit from the other side complete with flamboyant outfits, glitter, gold and magic piano playing hands. I wasn’t invited. I am just ghosting around. Dress Suggestions: Wear a flamboyant outfit with lots of glitter and add gold chains and lots of rings. Add white powder as you are a ghost.

⚓ Shirley Frosty – I’m a serious actor/director/producer with a capital S. I’m also a classy lady. I have had lots of practice; having started in this career aged 3. I prefer to lead a very private life. Dress Suggestions: Wear a straight blonde/ brown wig. Dress in stylish clothes. Carry a video camera.

⚓ Claudine Shifty – I’m a world famous model. Men swoon at my feet and are in total adoration of my fabulous looks. When it comes to work, I can name my own price. Dress Suggestions: Dress like a beauty queen with a blonde wig, tight fitting dress, extra padding around your breasts (add some socks). Add lots of lipstick.

The following people shared cabins:

⚓ Durga and Angelica

⚓ Cosi and Gerri

⚓ Hertha and Magnolia

⚓ Gillian and Estrella

⚓ Twinkle-fingers and Karl Virgil

⚓ Shirley and Claudine

⚓ Tilly

The Captain had a cabin near the spa and the chef had a cabin near the gym. There were no other crew or staff on board.

THESE ARE THE CLUES FOR TILLY SONG

TILLY SONG – ACT ONE

During this act, you must reveal the following points:

⚓ I grew up in a small town on the northern prairies of Canada. Naturally, I started off singing country music.

⚓ I have broadened my style. I’m sort of moving towards an unstructured song type. I’m also toying with the idea of maybe doing a musical. I think that would be fun, as long as I’m the star.

⚓ Sometimes I do things that confuse people like writing a CD called “Hill-billy Hero” yet I can’t stand Hill-billy music and you won’t find any on my CD. I want to get people thinking – that’s all.

⚓ I didn’t meet Karl Virgil till I was on board. I certainly hadn’t invited him to be a guest on the cruise.

⚓ At first Karl Virgil seemed sweet. He wanted to tune my guitar for me. I don’t usually let anyone touch my guitar but he’s a musician so I thought it would be alright. Then he proceeded, deliberately I think, to break all of my guitar strings.

⚓ There were no signs of a physical struggle on Karl Virgil’s body.

TILLY SONG – ACT TWO

During this act, you must reveal the following points:

⚓ While we were on board, Karl Virgil sang a few of his new numbers. That’s when I realized that he had stolen some of my lyrics. He’d reversed them a bit and sang them differently, but they were definitely my lyrics.

⚓ I asked Karl Virgil who wrote his songs. He said that he helped to write some of them.

⚓ I sang the songs that he’d stolen the lyrics from. But Karl Virgil didn’t bat an eyelid.

⚓ I was fuming on the inside. But I pretended to be cool on the outside. We stars are used to this dichotomy of emotions. We can’t let the paparazzi, or other stars for that matter, see our real feelings.

⚓ I saw you Twinkle-fingers. You kept creeping up on Karl Virgil. I think you were trying to scare him to death because you couldn’t kill him any other way. As a ghost, your hands pass through anybody you try to touch.

TILLY SONG – ACT THREE

During this act you must reveal the following points:

⚓ When Karl Virgil went to sit next to me at dinner last night, I exploded. I was just sick of the sight of him. I told him to find another table and bother someone else for a change. I am normally a very polite person, so I found this very hard to do. I was amazed when he just stood there. He stood there for a full five minutes without saying anything.

⚓ As they said recently on TV “Karl Virgil enjoys playing the victim” – that’s why he even has a song called “I’m A Loser” which is all about rejection.

⚓ Frankly having seen how Karl Virgil behaves in public, I am not surprised that he has been rejected so many times. Sure he could have poured on the charm when he wanted to, but at other times he was terribly rude.

⚓ Karl has a song called “Do You Want Me To Go?” I often think of answering it with a loud “YES”. But much as I would have liked to kill him – that lyric thief – I didn’t.

⚓ I was having a spa at the time. Durga was also enjoying the bubbles with me. Shirley was there part of the time. The spa is diagonally across from Durga and Angelica’s room. I saw Karl knock on their cabin door and he was admitted.

⚓ (If someone asks you why you were coming out of the galley when you were supposed to be in the spa, say )I was getting myself a cold drink.

THESE ARE THE CLUES FOR: GERRI NETMAN

GERRI NETMAN – ACT ONE

During this act, you must reveal the following points:

✰ I am tall, so I play basketball. It is as simple as that. But beside my basketball skills, which are fantastic, I am also an actor. I starred in the movie “Action Traction.”

✰ I’m a writer as well. My book is called “Hitting Life Hard.” It’s selling well.

✰ I’m also a businesswoman with my own concreting company in Kansas.

✰ I met Karl Virgil going up the gangway. He got on board first and then tried to keep me from coming on board by pushing me back. But I am a pretty strong woman so he was no match for me. I wouldn’t have missed this cruise for anything.

✰ Later when Karl emerged from hiding on board, he said he’d only been fooling around with me. But I could see in his eyes that he really didn’t want me on board. Maybe didn’t like the color of my hair.

GERRI NETMAN – ACT TWO

During this act, you must reveal the following points:

✰ As the days went by, things got worse between Karl Virgil and me. He stopped bothering to be civil most of the time.

✰ If it weren’t for Karl Virgil, we would have been one big happy family. We all got on really well. But Karl Virgil kept picking fights with everyone except Tilly. He was nice to her because she was the host and he knew she could have put him off the ship.

✰ My niece back home loves Karl Virgil. She listens to all his music and has his poster above her bed. She will be jealous that I traveled with him.

✰ One time, I heard you Claudine. You were having what sounded like a lovers’ tiff with Karl Virgil. You said you’d push him overboard if he kissed you in public again. I left you both and went back upstairs.

✰ When Karl Virgil heard I’d acted in a movie, he suddenly changed his attitude towards me and was very nice. He asked me to get him a role in a movie. When I refused, he said he’d arrange for me to be left at the next island.

GERRI NETMAN – ACT THREE

During this act, you must reveal the following points:

✰ In the morning I overhead Karl Virgil having a mobile phone conversation with what sounded like a hired thug. He said he wanted a lady with orange hair removed from “The Goombay” Nassau.

✰ Hearing that Karl was plotting to remove me was the last straw. What right did he have to make me go home, when he was the one person who wasn’t even invited on the cruise?

✰ I told Tilly what I had heard. She was very upset about it and she said she would tell Karl Virgil that his uninvited stay was over and that he would have to leave the ship tomorrow morning when we docked at Nassau.

✰ When Tilly told Karl she was putting him off the ship tomorrow, he said that was fine because had friends in Nassau.

✰ I was up on the deck playing basketball with Cosi all afternoon. While I was playing I did notice Shirley climbing the communication tower. I thought she was pretty game to do that. When Cosi and I went to look at the captain’s pet monkey, to our horror, we found it was dead.

THESE ARE THE CLUES FOR TWINKLE-FINGERS

TWINKLE-FINGERS – ACT ONE

During this act, you must reveal the following points:

✰ I have passed beyond to the world of eternal glitter. But sometimes I come back to add a bit of razzle/dazzle to people’s lives back on earth.

✰ People say they hear beautiful piano melodies whenever I approach them. That’s truly divine music, isn’t it?

✰ Don’t believe them when they say you can’t take it with you. Look at me, I am covered in jewels. Aren’t they stunning?

✰ Karl Virgil said he didn’t believe in ghosts, but eventually he had to agree he could see me. Everyone on board the cruiser could see me. Luxury cruisers deserve high-class ghosts like me.

✰ Karl Virgil told people I could only play a handful of numbers on the piano. He thought I’d been a fake. I was hurt. It just isn’t true (sobbing). Why I worked these fingers to the bone practicing. That’s why I wear all these rings – just to hide my damaged fingers.

✰ Karl Virgil sees himself as a big-timer stirrer. The first time I saw him on board, he stole my toupee. I think it was all just a sign of his intense jealousy of me.

TWINKLE-FINGERS – ACT TWO

During this act, you must reveal the following points:

✰ Karl Virgil and I were sharing a cabin together. At first he thought had a cabin all to himself. That was until he admitted that I existed.

✰ Karl Virgil was annoyed he had to share a cabin. He wasn’t even invited. Neither was I but then I’m an asset to any gathering, aren’t I darlings? Karl was horrible to me. Whenever I spread out my cosmetics, like my life-saving wrinkle cream and so on, he pushed them off the bench. Very nasty, he was – nasty.

✰ Ghosts don’t snore, so he was lucky in that sense. We don’t snore because we don’t sleep. We’ve got insomnia big time. Seeing me sitting reading all night unnerved him a bit.

✰ After he made that nasty unfounded remark about my piano playing abilities, I must admit that I did make his life hell. In the middle of the night, I scraped my fingers down the mirror. He woke up, but he didn’t realize why.

✰ When I discovered that Tilly had brought an electric organ on board, I decided to prove to Karl Virgil that I can play. So I had the organ brought to our cabin and for 12 hours straight, I played him number of after number – all different and all perfect. I had him locked in our cabin. Eventually he yelled so loud that someone came to let him out.

TWINKLE-FINGERS – ACT THREE

During this act, you must reveal the following points:

✰ You would have thought Karl Virgil would apologize for his remark about my skills. But no, he just glared at me. I think he was angry because of the day he’d spent listening to my divine music.

✰ Karl did something that really upset me. He flushed my expensive anti-wrinkle cream down the you-know-what! He did it right in front of my eyes. I couldn’t believe it.

✰ I tried to hit him over the head with a pot plant but every time I snuck up on him, he moved. It was very frustrating.

✰ I wanted to kill him and bury him properly so that he goes to hell rather than floats around in purgatory with me. If only I had had a church funeral, maybe I wouldn’t be in this ghastly ghostly predicament.

✰ While I was wafting around the place before lunch, I saw Estrella and Claudine discussing something in earnest in the lounge. I heard them say something about how it must look like an accident.

The Auction

Murder Mystery Games

THE AUCTION

Following the suspicious death of Baroness Audry von Munchen, the fabulous von Munchen relics are to be auctioned off to the highest bidder. In the absence of a legal heir, it looks like all the proceeds will go to her favorite charity – unless a claimant comes forward at the last moment. What is the truth behind the Baroness’s death? There’s only one way to find out!

An auction as important as this one is bound to attract a wide range of guests. Apart from antique dealers and private collectors, you may also find prominent members of the Church, political activists, spies, assassins, and even the occasional drug dealer – as well as all of the Baroness’s “loyal” staff. Take nothing for granted, however: not everyone is who they appear to be…

Al those invited to this murder mystery are given a character in the plot. Although only one of them is the actual murderer, nearly everyone is a prime suspect. As guests arrive, they are greeted by the Baroness’s lawyer, Freddie Farr. They get the chance to view her splendid relics, investigate her murder, bid in the auction and do whatever wheeling and dealing is required to achieve their character’s other main objective: to end up the richest person in the room!

Murder isn’t the only crime guests are likely to encounter. Blackmail, bribery, theft, fraud and extortion also lurk not far beneath the surface. Why has the Brooch of Salaar gone missing? Whatever happened to the Baroness’s husband? And why are some guests so keen to bid for the Japanese sword? Come to the auction to find out…

WELCOME TO THE AUCTION

Thank you for taking the time to download this document. You could use it as a basis for writing your own murder mystery, but it is really designed to enable you to run our “Auction” plot.

Most of the information you need to put an Auction together is contained in the main document, for which you will have to pay. Before you do that, check that your software and hardware are compatible with ours by printing out this whole document.

♡ WHAT IS IN THIS SECTION?

❥ A summary of how our murder mystery works

❥ An invitation to send once you know who will be attending. (This tells everyone which character you want them to be.)

❥ A list of all the character parts

❥ A copy of the antique dealers’ magazine “Yesterday’s News”, which gives guests some background on the plot.

❥ A booking form

♡ WHAT IS INCLUDED WHEN YOU ACTUALLY BUY IT?

❥ Character sheets, one for each guest

❥ A chart which shows how to allocate the character parts

❥ A step-by-step guide on how to run the game

❥ Paper money

❥ All the other essential paper props: Wills, Birth Certificates, Pathologist’s Reports, etc.

❥ The solution!

♡ HOW DOES THE AUCTION WORK?

Designed for groups of 12-40 people, the Auction lasts from 2 to 4 hours and works particularly well over dinner. One person will need to act as coordinator, responsible for making sure everything runs smoothly and that guests receive all the information they need. Everyone is given a character in the plot, with the coordinator assuming the role of a lawyer. One of the guests will be the murderer. If people play the game well, they will have more than enough information to identify the murderer. Nothing is as it seems, however, and every character will also have objectives of their own to pursue. These will sidetrack them into making deals, bribing people, and getting involved in plenty of fun and games along the way.

As proceedings draw to a close, everyone will be given the opportunity to make their accusations, before the correct solution is revealed and the murderer is unmasked.

♡ WHO HAS TAKEN PART IN THE AUCTION BEFORE?

We have been running the Auction for ten years in the UK. Hundreds of companies have booked it, and a list of satisfied customers is provided on our sister company’s website. This is the first time it has become available in a form you can run, without us being there to help you. Please do not think, however, that you can just download the game and let it run itself. By getting it at a fraction of the price that we usually sell it for, your coordinator will obviously have to put in some work to make it a real success.

We make our living running games like these. If you want us to organize it all for you, please let us know and we will tell you what we charge.

You are cordially invited to take part in a murder mystery called “The Auction.”

Following the tragic death of Baroness Audry from Munchen, her famous artifacts are being sold to the highest bidder. We would welcome your presence at this auction and to the reading of her will. This will take place:

Please let me know if you are unable to come as your part may have to be reallocated.

GUEST LIST FOR THE AUCTION OF THE VON MUNCHEN RELICS

❥ F.F Farr: The Baroness’s lawyer, and also a personal friend for many years. Freddie will decide who inherits the money raised by the auction.

❥ Cardinal Bowden: Once the Baroness’s local priest, the Cardinal is here on behalf of the Vatican. Rumor suggests that he may be the next Pope.

❥ Glenda Goodheart: Still an assistant librarian at the age of thirty-four, Glenda must be here out of curiosity as she surely can’t afford to buy anything.

❥ John Dunn: President of CONS (Care of Newborns Society): a charity which looks after unwanted children from rich backgrounds. It seems CONS will inherit most of Audry’s fortune.

❥ Sir John Bates: A wealthy banker and good friend of the Baroness. Sir John is expected to bid highly in the auction.

❥ Jay da Silva: A rich South American, Jay often travels to Britain on business, and used to visit Audry von Munchen regularly.

❥ Simmie Shade: T.J.’s adopted child, Simmie used to be quite a tearaway but, at the age of thirty, has now settled into a promising career in home security.

❥ Inspector Clu d’Eau: The detective, who is investigating the death of the Baroness, has never get over the embarrassment of having such a silly name.

❥ Jeeves: The Baroness’s long-suffering butler, Jeeves will be attending the auction as a mark of respect for his late employer.

❥ Alison Williams: Alison owns a small shop in a neighboring village. She is unlikely to be able to afford anything here.

❥ Linda Lovelace: The Baroness’s maid for the past three years. She is out of a job now, as well as being heavily pregnant.

❥ Lionel Big: The owner of “Wartime Antiques”, Lionel has a most unpleasant manner. He is T.J. Shade’s main business rival.

❥ J.J. Sly: This surly, aggressive man is not known in the antiques trade, and no one can think of a reason why he should be at the auction.

❥ Ari Salom: A money-lender of a great repute. It is always wise to make repayments to Salom Enterprises on time…

❥ Pat Gaffney: This Irish property owner is in the money and is rumored to be the new owner of Audry’s estate. Pat’s strong accent and sense of humor add life to any party.

❥ Sterling Saunders: An entrepreneur from Soho whose millions were made from the proceeds of an unusual publication called “LOVE”…

❥ T.J. Shade: Shade runs the famous Shady Regalia Antiques shop in London, which specializes in military artifacts.

❥ Father O’Leary: Now the local priest, who took over from Cardinal Bowden twenty-five years ago. He conducted private services for the Baroness regularly.

❥ John Doe: After spending several years in South America John is now a journalist for Yesterday’s News, the magazine for antique dealers.

❥ Ginger Bloomfield: An antiques dealer from London, Ginger has an eye for a bargain, and is looking for one at the auction.

❥ Sue Bromley: A young and promising archaeologist who was on the expedition with the Baroness when the artifacts were discovered.

❥ Lady Miriam Bates: Sir John’s charming wife, Lady Miriam looks down on all those she believes lack her wealth and breeding.

❥ Sam Snoop: Wherever there’s money, you will also find the gutter press. Sam is the News of the People’s foremost “investigator journalist.”

❥ Kim Chapman: Chapman is here on behalf of Lloyds Insurance, which is offering a £20,000 reward for the return of the missing brooch.

❥ Ringwald Crump: Crump is a talented but struggling artist whose main role model is Vincent Van Gogh.

❥ A.B. Burns: Recruited by Freddie Farr to run the auction, A.B. has worked for the family firm of Burns, Burns & Burns for many years.

❥ Elsie Earnapenny: A keen member of her local girl guides group, Elsie is often seen raising money for good causes.

❥ Dan, the gardener: Dan has been Audry’s gardener for the last fifteen years. A cheerful old soul, he is very proud of his cabbages, raspberries and parsnips.

❥ Jeff Williamson: Jeff is a local lad whose mischievous nature frequently gets him into trouble with the police.

❥ Ann Smith: Ann guarded the relics for the Baroness when they were abroad. She is responsible for ensuring no one tries to steal or damage them at the auction.

❥ Jules Bond: Bond doesn’t talk much about work, except to say that it involves plenty of travel and meeting new people.

❥ Mrs. Muhammed: Here on behalf of the Turkish government, Mrs. Muhammed believes the relics are the property of her country and should not be auctioned at all.

❥ Solo Humarn: Solo works for a national newspaper in Israel and is here to do a follow-up, after reporting on the original discovery of the relics.

❥ Satsumo Mitsuyo: Despite a shaky grasp of language, Satsumo is keen to come away from the auction with at least one genuine artifact.

❥ Karla Herbflauer: A student who comes from Eastern Europe, Karla is here to see for herself the wonderful treasures Audry found on her expedition.

❥ Jack Chancer: An international businessman, Jack takes an interest in many different money-making schemes. It’s no surprise to see him where so much wealth is gathered.

❥ Feng Caratacas: Feng is a mercenary and political activist who offers a service “you would kill for.”

❥ Dennis Short: Nicknamed “Dodgy Den”, Mr. Short is never short of bargains to sell and unpleasant stories to spread.

❥ Arshaad Kaghi: The leader of an extremist religious sect, Arshaad objects strongly to the selling of “stolen holy relics.”

❥ G.D. Lettemov: An entrepreneur from the Central Asian Republic of Krackastan, famed for its exotic teas and dangerous roads.

YESTERDAY’S NEWS

BARONESS DEAD! POLICE SUSPECT FOUL PLAY

Baroness Audry von Munchen died in very peculiar circumstances last week. Police revealed today that the Baroness was found dead in her bed by her maid, Miss Linda Lovelace, at breakfast one morning. An enquiry into the death has been set up and is being led by Inspector Clu d’Eau – a bumbling idiot who, it has been suggested, could not organize a drinks party in a brewery. It is believed the Baroness did not die from natural causes, and the police are already describing the incident as a “suspicious death.”

AUCTION OF THE YEAR

Following the death of the Baroness Audry von Munchen, three glorious relics are to be auctioned.

A fourth relic, the “Brooch of Salaar”, was stolen on the night that she died. Her lawyer, Freddie Farr, has put up a reward of thirty thousand pounds for information leading to the arrest of the murderer. Additionally, the insurance brokers, Lloyds of London, are offering a twenty thousand pound reward for the return of the missing brooch. The auction is expected to attract interest from a wide variety of people, including at least one Cardinal and plenty of antique dealers.

The relics have recently been exhibited in the Middle and Far East. They date from the first Crusade of 1099, from a battle against Salaar, Sultan of the Turkish armies at that time. The Crusaders were victorious, and went on to sack Jerusalem, and found the Christian kingdom of Antioch.

The von Munchen Relics:

THE CROSS OF UNITY

The Cross was given to the Crusaders by Pope Urban II to bring them together under the banner of Christianity. Its value is not certain, but should prove to be in excess of one hundred thousand pounds.

Π THE JAPANESE SWORD

A magnificent find, there is a legend attached to this weapon. It once belonged to an aide to the Emperor of Japan. After a breach of Bushido, the Samurai code, the aide was banished from Japan. He then fought as a mercenary for the Crusaders.

Z THE CROWN OF SALAAR

Salaar, Sultan of the Seljuk Turks, died in battle, wearing this crown. It was unearthed at a dig on the battleground site.

Z THE BROOCH OF SALAAR

The Brooch is believed to have belonged to Salaar. As it has gone missing, it will only be sold at the auction if someone returns it.

OBITUARY: BARONESS AUDRY VON MUNCHEN

The Baroness died at the age of sixty-seven after leading a most extraordinary life. She moved to England from Germany in the 1940s, and soon became known as an accomplished historian and archaeologist. Her fame in the antiques world was accentuated last year after her extremely successful expedition to the Middle East, where she discovered and excavated the site of the most famous battle of the First Crusade in 1099 A.D.

The Baroness did once marry, but it is believed her husband died very soon after her marriage. She rarely talked about him. There are no known heirs to her fortune, and it is believed that all the money raised by the sale of her relics will go to her favorite charity, CONS (the Care of Newborns Society).

On behalf of us all at Yesterday’s News, may I say that she will bee sorely missed.

By John Doe